One day in Teletubbyland, something appeared from far away.

Tinky Winky was the first to discover it. Dancing along in his little homosexual way, swinging his very feminine handbag, he noticed something moving among the flowers. It looked like some kind of shiny black slime, almost like a liquid. The flowers murmured - they didn't trust it.

Getting very excited at this new attraction, Tinky Winky decided to take it home in his bag and show it to everyone else. He reached out and grabbed it.

Instantly, the slime began to spread up his arm and onto his body! Tinky Winky shrieked in horror, but there was nothing he could do to prevent it! Soon his horrified thoughts evaporated as the Symbiote took hold of his mind, which, being so feeble, had no chance of fighting back.

The flowers gasped at the horror that now stood before them. It was a black humanoid, with an evil, twisted grin on its face, but it still kept the triangular antenna. This new Tinky Winky thrust his handbag away. He had no desire for it now.

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Tinky Winky began to prowl across the grass towards the Teletubbies' dome. Suddenly, he heard the annoying squeaking sound of a scooter whose owner was too cheap to oil it.

Po stopped at the sight of this strange being. She was unsure of what to make of it.

The moment Tinky Winky clapped eyes on Po now, thoughts from the Symbiote entered his brain.

Kill...
Kill...
KILL!

Tinky Winky would obey. Suddenly rushing forward whith lightning speed, he snatched the scooter, causing Po to fall to the ground.

Now, with his newly acquired strength, he brought the scooter repeatedly down on Po -- causing every bone to shatter, organs to leak vital fluids, and giving Po a slight headache as she slowly died.

As Tinky Winky watched his victim expire in a world of pain, he felt a great sense of accomplishment and happiness. He knew what he must do now.

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Dipsy was feeling hungry. He moved towards the Tubby Toaster to get some toast.

But as he did so, he saw that the toaster was being held up horizontally by a strange black being that slightly resembled Tinky Winky. The thing pushed the toaster's button. The lights lit up, one by one. A piece of toast shot from the toaster, horizontally, straight at Dipsy.

Something flew into the air and landed on the table. It wasn't toast. It was Dipsy's decapitated head.

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Lala, meanwhile, was taking a nap while this carnage raged.

Hearing a noise, she woke up. Standing above her was a strange being, holding something round with a spike coming out of it. It turned the object around, and Dipsy's dead face stared at Lala!

She screamed, and tried to run, but there was no escape. Tinky Winky turned the head around so the antenna was facing Lala, and then plunged it into her heart.

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The final victim was Nu Nu. Just as he came in to try and suck up the corpses of Dipsy, Lala and Po, he was grabbed -- hoisted aloft and flung at the dome's controls, causing sparks to fly.

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Tinky Winky let out a cry of victory. He had destroyed every enemy, and his homosexuality was gone!

He ran outside, and began to plan. With this new power, new strength, and new mind, he would march on the world, and enslave all of humanity!

But Tinky Winky had overlooked one slight detail. When Nu Nu had been thrown at the controls of the dome, he had caused some pretty irreparable damage. The nuclear reactor powering the dome was going past the pressure it could stand.

The dome was gone in a huge explosion! A blast front spread across Teletubbyland, destroying everything in its path!

Upon the deafening noise of the explosion, the Symbiote separated from Tinky Winky's body. It flew through the air, finally landing on a fleeing rabbit.

Tinky Winky himself was instantly struck by flying debris and the blast of heat. Without the Symbiote to protect him, he was helpless.

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Ten minutes later, Teletubbyland lay in ruins. The grass was blackened. The corpses of rabbits and flowers lay everywhere.

Since they were so close to the source of the explosion, the corpses of three Teletubbies and a vacuum cleaner had been completely vaporized. But one corpse had survived - a purple one, lying face down on the burnt ground.

Then there was movement. A rabbit hopped among the debris, towards the horizon. It was black, with an evil grin on its face. What was its destiny?

THE END.